Ooof Demons

Once more into the bore fair traveler.

Part of our community service agreement with the man requires public service announcements. Today we continue our ongoing series on the Ooof Blogger’s demons. Known practically no where, the Naughty would be the fairest of the Ooofs. A known communist/hippy/lunatic “lady”, with a penchant for nnnnggahhhy.  Some would assume her demon might be poor innocent animals. Chosen at random, delusion-ally, & most certainly wrongly for her misguided venom. No. Some might think it’s one of the Ooofs (shout out to the Neck…What up YO!). No. Those in the know might even assume her demon is just being awake. WRONG!

The Naughty is held down by pollution. Level purple smog alerts. Suspicious tasting water. New Mexico state flowers strewn across the country side. Ozone, heat, melting glaciers, disappearing bees, 14 legged frogs, and bad skin/frizzy hair. All symptoms of an epidemic. As a young Mischievous she was exposed to the great evil challenging the earth. Growing into the Naughty near some of the truly scenic vistas or views,if you will, of our great country. Opened her eyes well before that damn Gore bandwagoned again. Maturing in these cesspools, lead to her understanding of pollution, and eventually her hatred for it. She remembers fondly; “Like, you know bad air and stuff. Totally the water was, like you know, ummm bad.” Today the Naughty can be found over paying for ‘organic’, or ‘earth friendly’. She says that is not the only step you can take however. “For the reals ya’ll. Like compost or sumtin’.” Nothing says earth first like a giant pile of re-rotting vegetables and fruit. The Naughty has also been known to start her car’s forward momentum in 2nd gear. “That way, you totally avoid all the 1st gear pollution.” The Naughty has a long way to go in fighting the Earth’s #1 problem. However with a little love and support from each of us. We will find a way. We will help the Naughty save the planet.

Editor’s Note: The intention was to post this on Earth Day. However, the Deadly Ginger has been busy manscaping.