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Those bastards are back. Our sweet time alone is done. I’m sorry I let you down more often than not. I promise the next time they leave I’ll do better. Especially since I’m pissed that all they brought me was this f’n t-shirt.

Once again into the bore dear friend. A not subjective list of the best meaf houses in the metrohex.

#1) Smith and Wollensky

#2) Papa’s Bros.

#3) Caraba’s - Steak Marsala

#4) Enrique’s Cafe - Carne Asada

#5) Salt Grass - Ribeye

Now that you know…ummm knowing is half the…you know….battle

Today I bring you content you can use. Top 5 Mexican Food resturants in the metrohex:

#1) Rancho Martinez - Bob Armstrong

#2) Enrique’s Cafe - They have a Salon!

#3) Tierra Caliente- Salsa served warm

#4) Sol’s- Turkey Chimichunga

#5) Taco Bell- Man’s got needs near 3 in the mornin’. 

This one is for you Dinky…I can almost see the drums now

Finally rid of the sniveling hanger-ons…It’s all Ginger all the damn time. Bitches!

So screw ‘em. This is not Ooof.